Ha ha. . . no I am not really actually naked. In fact these are not even real pictures of me but some cool shots I found when I was lost on the internet last week. There are a few more really cool ones here. I am posting them because I called in sick to work today. A transcript of my conversation with my boss follows:
Me: "Ms. C, Hi, its Christina, cough cough. I feel horrible. I won't be working today. I think I am just going to drink tea and watch Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison over and over, and re-live my high school sick days. Is that okay?"
My boss: "Ya, whatever. I feel sick too. Just make sure you send out all your etsy stuff to people and don't screw it up. Other than that, I don't care what you do today. Maybe, since you are not going to get dressed, post those cool naked photos you found on the internet the other day when you got 'LOST'"
Me: "WHAT!! You don't meant the ones with the thing and that thing that-"
My boss: "NO no no no. Don't be crazy! The arty ones. . . with all the body paint and shit."
Me: "ohhh. Right. Ok those ones. Alrighty! Thanks boss!"
My boss: "Crazy kid."
Ya. I am a real actual dork. I'll be feeling better soon. These pictures are kind of cool though right!